After half an hour of listening to the Israeli soldier yelling crappy Arab through the worst imaginable speakers, being pushed in between iron bars not unlike a pig farm, checking out and being checked out by countless American girls covered with a veil but full of make-up.
After half an hour when I finally arrive at the x-ray machine and the office with the yelling Israeli soldier in it and I'm struggling to get my passport out, mind my luggage and remain sanity at the same time the soldier smiles at me, beaming with happiness. I ask her what she needs from me, if my passport is ok like this but she keeps smiling, looks up from behind her bullet proof window and yells through the speakers: YOU ARE SO TALL!
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